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LifeSign Home Drug Test

Speed to First Woot:
0m 0.113s
First Sucker:
iamscrotar
Last Wooter to Woot:
dancace
Last Purchase:
7 years ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 47% of Woot.com Woots
Top 21% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 32% of Woot.com Woots
Top 30% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 13% first woot
  • 13% second woot
  • 47% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 9% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 53% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 43% bought 1
  • 28% bought 2
  • 27% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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scrupul0us


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go get it stoners

Spacemonkey6945


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HAHA

they


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Srrsly. Wtf.

Dav373


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Drug Test? boooo

sovietspartan


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I FAILED MY OWN DRUG TEST.

Why would anyone want this? Maybe becuase they bought those clubs!

Jkieper


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AH HA......This is a joke right?

vatanner


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Ahh HAHAHA

unixrab


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HOLY!!!!!!!! they know we're on drugs to be here two days!

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amatador


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Yes! NOw I can go back to work... safely!

xpurityx


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just what i needed! :rolleyes:

lonewolf211984


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LMAO I love it, now we can find out if the people who run woot are on crack

6/13/2006 Straight Line Laser Level 2-Pack
12/7/2006 Logitech Black QuickCam
7/12/2007 Random Crap 3

deidre


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best woot EVER!

noctis


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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAA


austinparrish


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Haha i know tons of mpeople DONT want their parents to get these/.... haha losers....

iserveothers


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lol

cerenkov


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umm...wouldn't you KNOW if you took drugs?

arof


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why????!!!!?

bobabot1


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Drug test?!?

uwimage


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I can't wait for the comments on this one!

JesterPoet


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Holy hell!

LOL

RbZomb5


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You have to be F'ING KIDDING ME!

TomTheBomb


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A drug test?

Surely nobody here does drugs!

catloversun


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you can't be serious...

Kewina


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Does woot use thise one?

Kevin Howard

saleen779


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HAHAHA WTF? im gonna need this after waiting for the damn big ole conundrum!

Raisin


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what the fudge

Raisin.

steelechris


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Really? REALLY? They put this up here? Is this to test the wooters who have been up all night smoking crack? Honestly I didn't even know overstock stores carried these....

kromix


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wine, drug tests, whats next? needles?

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8/18/2006 - Logitech Cordless Headset for Xbox (3)

nateobot


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bought 12

HedoDiver


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hahahahahaha!

Oh, thats about the LAST thing I expected to see!

If this tested for caffeine since this WOOT-off started, I'd totally be busted.

SaVioR


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From golf clubs to DRUG TESTS!?

I have lost all faith

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Trepies001


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what the hell...

ralphycarlton


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Now THAT is funny!

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Woots to date: 38 + 1 Barbie Vac (pink)
First box of chorizo on Nov 17, 2006
Second box of chorizo on Jan 31, 2007
Third box of chorizo on Mar 23, 2007
Fourth box of chorizo on October 25, 2007.[/color]

wkumax


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wow, WTF

two4zero


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Don't you know if you are on drugs or not wtf man.


mattfong


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Just want I wanted! I got 3!!!!!

condimentcanister


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lol, riiiiiight...

Ashleyrah


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This is hilarious.

arof


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why????!!!!?

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