WootBot


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It's all the responsibilities of a real job without the hassle of getting paid!

peaceetc


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Yeah, that's pretty much what I expected. Where do I sign up?

I'm thinking things over. My brain kind of hurts. So does my heart. Help us say goodbye to Scott, Amy, John, and Laura (Woot writers).

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Mandatory XKCD comic.

wajeremy


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Yeah, our builds compile a lot. The words "foosball table" come up a lot when others speak of the Woot dev team. We even got complaints from the Home Innovation Team for being too loud at the foosball table. I guess it is because our victory chant is to scream "ALEXA!" at top volume.

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bestsportnascar


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wajeremy wrote:Yeah, our builds compile a lot. The words "foosball table" come up a lot when others speak of the Woot dev team. We even got complaints from the Home Innovation Team for being too loud at the foosball table. I guess it is because our victory chant is to scream "ALEXA!" at top volume.



Try a new victory chant. "Alexa, order pizza with Scott's credit card!"

Have you guys seen any writers around?

cwolfpack3


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(wonders where TSH got that beautiful sweater)

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Slydon


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bestsportnascar wrote:Try a new victory chant. "Alexa, order pizza with Scott's credit card!"



i don't like this

don't ask me i don't know any hallways

peaceetc


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cwolfpack3 wrote:(wonders where TSH got that beautiful sweater)


For some reason I picture TSH having a Cinderella thing going on with all the birds and mice dressing her each day.

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Slydon wrote:i don't like this



I am sure they would share.

Have you guys seen any writers around?

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Slydon wrote:i don't like this


Little do the others know your credit cards look like this:

No.1 rule of online apparel purchases: SIZING CHARTS! Unsure between standard and premium options at shirt.woot? Read more about their differences here.

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cwolfpack3


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peaceetc wrote:For some reason I picture TSH having a Cinderella thing going on with all the birds and mice dressing her each day.



Given my first name, whenever teenaged me felt that my mother was being evil, I'd lock myself away in my attic bedroom and dream of something similar. The birds and squirrels in the tree outside my window conveniently added to my delusion. (We had a 100 year old house and my dad converted the third floor/attic into two bedrooms and a bathroom with an old claw foot tub we saved when we remodeled the main bath on the 2nd floor.)

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peaceetc


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cwolfpack3 wrote:Given my first name, whenever teenaged me felt that my mother was being evil, I'd lock myself away in my attic bedroom and dream of something similar. The birds and squirrels in the tree outside my window conveniently added to my delusion. (We had a 100 year old house and my dad converted the third floor/attic into two bedrooms and a bathroom with an old claw foot tub we saved when we remodeled the main bath on the 2nd floor.)


A dream is a wish your heart makes. You were Cinderella in your heart, Cindy.

I'm thinking things over. My brain kind of hurts. So does my heart. Help us say goodbye to Scott, Amy, John, and Laura (Woot writers).

bestsportnascar


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Interns? You mean the new unpaid employees replacing everyone?

Have you guys seen any writers around?

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bestsportnascar wrote:Interns? You mean the new unpaid employees replacing everyone?



ugh



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]

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cklun wrote:ugh



I will hear no bad against cklun

don't ask me i don't know any hallways

peaceetc


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Slydon wrote:I will hear no bad against cklun


cklun is awesome.

So, uh... where can I get one of these unpaid interns?

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bestsportnascar wrote:Interns? You mean the new unpaid employees replacing everyone?


Ugh (x2).

Well over 80% of my activity is at catshirtswoot, which has NOT been running catshirts recently, hence me escaping out to the other subsites.

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bestsportnascar wrote:Interns? You mean the new unpaid employees replacing everyone?



Bezos saw this video.

cwolfpack3


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and now I know why Ocho looked so impossibly sad throughout the video.

:'((

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craigthom wrote:Bezos saw this video.



On the bright side, maybe the next Basket of Chocolate you score will contain a subscription to The Washington Post.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home

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Slydon wrote:I will hear no bad against cklun



i missed this!

ty Scott!



"I NEVER EVER share garlic balls!"]