Threads are like dimensions. The more you have, the more comfortable you are.

1D - A single line, with no depth. Your life goes uncomfortably forward. You can't even turn around! Everything is just a single string.

2D - A plane. You can go forward, left, right. This also means you can turn around. But can you go up and down? No, no you can't. It's a flat sort of comfort indeed.

3D - A cube. You can move up, down, left, right, forward, backward, anywhere! The world is your oyster, except instead of an oyster, it's a comfortable sheet! And yet, this is an average sort of comfort. Anyone can enjoy this comfort. It's so... average.

4D - A hypercube. You can be comfortable across all of time. You can be comfortable before you're actually comfortable. You can be comfortable after you've stopped being comfortable. You're a SNUGGLY GOD. This is where most scientists say comfort ends.

5D - A theoretical dimension only considered by science fiction, where all is nothing but comfort. In this dimension, comfort is taken for granted. This is a dimension searched for even now by CERN (which secretly stands for Comfort Earth Really Needs) as their team punches through reality in search of full comfort. AND YET IT IS NOT THE END

1400D - A dimension so far beyond the comfort we know today that we cannot comprehend the comfort it offers. This is the dimension where Comfthulu itself arises from its comfortable slumber. THIS is the dimension that 1400TC Sheets can unlock. DARE YOU SLEEP IN SUCH BLISS????

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