500TC Wrinkle-Free Egyptian Cotton Sateen Sheets

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Sleep Like An Egyptian

All the mummies sleeping in their beds / They like the sateen, don't you know?

Look, I know this is tough. But the Pharaoh was very specific about his last wishes: he wanted to sleep forever in his very favorite sheet set.

And really, can you blame him? I mean, feel these things. That smooth sateen sheen, that 500-thread-count luxury: I can think of a lot worse things to be wrapped up in for all eternity. The Pharaoh had taste, you gotta give him that.

So let's just get through this, OK? For him? For the Pharaoh? Here, you take a shift tearing the sheets up into strips and I'll do the plastering-on for a while.

Well, yeah, of course it's weird that the Pharaoh wanted to be mummified. But, I mean, we're talking about a guy from Wichita who called himself "the Pharaoh". Weird was just part of the package. Boy, I'm gonna miss this guy.

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Features

  • Sleep in ultra-comfort with this 100% Egyptian cotton wrinkle-free sateen sheet set
  • 500 thread count single ply yarns
  • Fitted sheets have 15" deep fitted corners
  • Machine wash
  • Made in India

4-Piece Sheet Set includes:

  • (1) Flat Sheet
  • (1) Fitted Sheet
  • (2) Pillowcases (Queen receives standard size, King receives king size)

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

Specs

Specifications
Queen Sheet Set:
  • Flat Sheet ~ 100" x 102"
  • Fitted Sheet ~ 60" x 80" x 15" D
  • Standard Pillowcase ~ 20" x 30"
King Sheet Set:
  • Flat Sheet ~ 108" x 102"
  • Fitted Sheet ~ 78" x 80" x 15" D
  • King Pillowcase ~ 20" x 40"
Fabric: 100% Egyptian Cotton
Care: Machine Wash
Made in: India

In the Box:

  • (1) 500TC Wrinkle-Free Egyptian Cotton Sateen Sheets (choose size and color)

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500TC Egyptian Cotton Sateen Sheets
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