You Win Or You Die
There are no spoilers in these blackout panels. Unlike the next year of TV. Good luck, book purists.
- Hey, pal. What's going on? Why are you hanging these cool blackout panels?
-QUICK QUICK QUICK GET INSIDE HURRY THERE COULD BE SPOILERS ANYWHERE
- Whoa, okay! What's got you so spooked, anyway?
- ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK OUT THERE? I GOTTA GET MY PLACE SPOILER-PROOFED BEFORE THE NEXT SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES ARRIVES!
- Oh, I get it. You're one of those people who started with the books and-
- AND NOW IS ABOUT TO HAVE THEIR LIFE RUINED BY THOSE TERRIBLE TV WATCHERS WHO ARE GOING TO KNOW EVERYTHING BEFORE ME?? YOU GOTTA HELP ME! YOU GOTTA HELP ME HANG THESE BLACKOUT PANELS IN TIME!
- Yeah, just curious... did you used to post spoilers from the books on Internet forums for fun?
- WHAT? I, UM, I CAN'T RECALL! ANYWAY, THAT'S TOO LONG AGO TO MATTER! WHO EVEN CARES? A PERSON HAS TO MOVE ON. WHAT MATTERS NOW IS ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO BE SPOILING THE BOOKS FOR ME. I GOTTA PROTECT MYSELF! I GOTTA!
- Yeah, sure. Enjoy that blackout panel. I get the feeling you're gonna be needing it a lot in the face of comeuppance.
- WHAT? WHAT? YOU MEAN ME? OR DANI? OR TYRION? AAAA I ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH! WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE FASTER, GEORGE? IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE
Features
Instantly update any room of your home with these gorgeous Blackout Energy-Saving Window Panels. Blackout panels are perfect for noise reduction, room darkening, energy saving insulation, and protection from harsh sunlight. Beautifully made, they'll frame your windows while keeping out unwanted light, making your living spaces even cozier.
- Elegant faux-silk polyester window panels
- Includes 2 window panels
- Easily-slide ready to hang grommet panels
- Each panel features 6 silver color grommets
- Lined with white polyester fabric
- Blackout features include noise reduction, room darkening, energy saving insulation, and protection from harsh sunlight
- Machine wash for easy care
- Each panel measures 38" W x 84" L
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
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Lining Color: | White |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) 84" Duck River Blackout Thermal Lined Grommet Window Panels - Set of 2
Specs
Specifications | |
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Fabric: |
|
Lining Color: | White |
Care: | Machine Wash |
Made in: | China |
In the Box:
- (1) 84" Duck River Blackout Thermal Lined Grommet Window Panels - Set of 2
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