AC Delco Alkaline Batteries

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Mane Attraction

These batteries offer a superior run time, but everything has its limits.

"So … I need your help, but it's a little embarrassing."

It's cool, man. We're homies. I'd do anything for you ...

"I need you to shave my back."

Except for that.

"Oh come on! I have a date with that chick Julie tonight, and I can't go like this."

Why can't you just do it yourself?

"Because I burned out the batteries in my electric razor shaving my …"

STOP RIGHT THERE! I don't need to know. Here, I have like a bazillion AC Delco batteries. You need AA or AAA?

"AA. But seriously, man. I can't reach it myself. Can you please do it? I'll let you punch me in the junk."

Open-fisted or closed?

"Closed."

Ugh. Fine. Take off your shirt and let's get this over … SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED! Dude, I don't think I have enough batteries to get through all that, and these things have a long life!

"Just do what you can, alright? She's gonna be here in like 5 minutes!"

Wait. She's picking YOU up? Oh man. I don't know why you're even bothering but … there. Done.

"You totally just shaved something obscene into my back hair, didn't you?"

Yep.

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Features

  • Advanced chemistry designed for digital and electronic devices
  • Long life and the consistent quality
  • AC Delco brand Super Alkaline batteries offer superior run time and shelf life
  • Perfect for digital cameras, game controllers, remotes, flashlights or any other high performance electronic devices
  • Best if used by 2018

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 2 Year Powermax USA

Specs

In the box:

  • AC Delco Alkaline Batteries (Choose Battery & Pack Size)

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 6% second woot
  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 28% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 74% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 13% bought 3

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