He Is Heavy (He’s My Brother)
Leon: Hoo-wee! Hell of a day! Much as I love wrestling, riding motorcycles, and starring in carnival sideshows, it does take a lot out of a man.
Loyd: That’s right, little brother. Good thing we got a lot of “man” to take! Being the world’s heaviest twins ain’t a job for no small-fry.
Leon: And being out on the road so much makes it hard to get the rest we need to haul our own weight around.
Loyd: That’s why we travel with the Aerobed Sport Bed in a Minute II. Just hook it up to the handheld pump, plug the pump into any AC outlet, and you’ve got a comfortable bed in less time than it takes me to eat a whole roast duck.
Leon: That’s right, big brother. This mattress is 9” thick with supportive coil construction. Who needs a hotel room? Just park the Aerobed Sport II under a tent, carport, tarp, or highway overpass. Viola – instant bedroom!
Loyd: It’s a good thing we chose a pair of the Queen-size ones. They support up to 750 pounds apiece. The Fulls only go up to 650, which would be fine if I was still in high school.
Leon: Loyd, you have been keeping an eye on your weight, haven’t you? You’re sure you’re still under 750?
Loyd: Yup. I even said “no” to an eleventh Moon Pie today.
Leon: Wow, and I thought you didn’t have the willpower. Well, good night, big brother. Sleep well on your Aerobed Sport Bed in a Minute II.
Loyd: You, too, little brother. Tomorrow we got- BLLLLLLSSHHHH! Aw, dammit! My bed popped!
Leon: Loyd, Loyd, Loyd. How many Moon Pies did you really have today?
Loyd: Twenty-three.
Features
Warranty: 1 Year Aerobed
Features:
- Powerful AC hand-held pump inflates and deflates bed in less than 60 seconds
- Coil construction adds extra support
- Constructed of puncture-resistant, heavy gauge, non-allergenic PVC vinyl (22 gauge flocked top/16 gauge sides and bottom)
- Inflates to a thickness of 9”
- Plush, velvety sleep surface
- Fits standard size sheets
- Rolls up and stores compactly in durable carry bag for easy transport and storage
- Full size supports up to 650lbs
- Queen size supports up to 750lbs
Queen Size Dimensions:
- Weight: 11.81 lbs
- L”xW”xH”: 78”x 60” x 9”
Full Size Dimensions:
- Weight: 10.41 lbs
- L”xW”xH”: 74”x 54”x 9”
In the box:
- Aerobed
- Air Pump
- Carrying Case
Specs
AeroBed Sport Bed in a Minute IISpecs
AeroBed Sport Bed in a Minute IISales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 42.000s
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