Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Get reliable performance from the second generation Intel Core i5-2450M dual-core processor
  • Last longer, use less power, and warm up quicker with the unique 15.6" HD LED-backlit display
  • 4GB DDR3 memory - For multitasking power, expandable to 8GB
  • 500GB SATA hard drive has plenty of space to store your digital albums, music library and rich media files
  • SuperMulti DVD±RW drive - watch movies on your computer; read and write CDs and DVDs in multiple formats
  • Connect to a broadband modem or router with wired Ethernet, or wirelessly connect to a Wi-Fi signal or hotspot with the built in 802.11b/g/n wireless connection
  • Windows® 7 Home Premium makes the things you do every day easier and with Office Starter 2010, experience new ways to deliver your best work! Buy Microsoft® Office 2010 to activate a full-featured Office suite preloaded on this PC

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Asus

Specs

Specifications:
Processor: Intel Core i5-2450M (2.5GHz)
Processor Core: Dual-Core
Screen Size: 15.6"
Aspect Ratio: 16:9
Resolution: 1366 x 768
Display Type: HD LED-backlit
Graphics: Intel HD 3000 (up to 1760MB)
Memory: 4GB DDR3 (expandable to 8GB)
Hard Drive: 500GB (5400rpm)
Optical Drive: SuperMulti DVD±RW
Network: 10/100/1000Mbps
Wireless: 802.11b/g/n
Card Reader: 4-in-1 Card Reader (SD, MMC, MS, MS Pro)
Battery: 6-Cell Lithium-Ion
Speakers: Altec Lansing
Webcam: 0.3MP
Microphone: Integrated
Keyboard: Dust-Repellent Chicklet
Pointing Device: Touchpad
I/O Ports:
HDMI: 1
USB 3.0: 1
USB 2.0: 2
VGA: 1
RJ-45: 1
Microphone-in: 1
Headphone-out: 1
Operating System:
Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
Security:
BIOS Booting User Password Protection
HDD User Password Protection and Security
Dimensions:
14.88"(W) x 1.37"(H) x 9.96"(D)
Weight:
5.73 lbs

 

In the box:

  • Asus K53E-BBR19 Dual-Core i5 Laptop with 15.6" LED Laptop
  • 6-Cell Lithium-Ion
  • AC Adapter

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 0.009s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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