Remember that one where Jack was talking to Larry on the AT&T 5.8Ghz Digital Cordless Expandable Telephone, and they were talking about Jack's cooking-school project where he had to bake a giant bun, but Jack's oven was broken, so he had to use the Ropers' oven, and then Chrissy picked up one of the other 2 handsets and (thanks to the crystal-clear 5.8GHz frequency-hopping technology) heard Jack say that the bun in Mrs. Roper's oven was his, then Larry was like "did she mind when you put it in?", to which Jack said "no, she said she enjoyed the company," and furthermore "she told me anytime I needed it, she'd be happy to help," and Jack and Larry talked about how hard it was going to be to raise it (referring to, like, the bun, you know, like yeast rising or whatever, not a baby), so Chrissy totally thought Mrs. Roper was pregnant with Jack's kid, and then when Jack's new girlfriend (NOT Mrs. Roper) came over later that night Chrissy confronted him about it in front of his date, who stormed off and bumped into Mr. Roper and yelled something like "Your neighbor is a real freak," which he took to refer to Jack's purported homosexuality, so no big whoop, but the thing was, Mrs. Roper overheard Chrissy, too, and somehow interpreted that to mean that Jack had the hots for her, which she was flattered by, but she's spoken for, so she went over to Jack's to let the poor boy down easy, then Mr. Roper happened by and demanded to know what the Mrs. is doing there, and while they're all yelling about everything, Janet comes back from wherever she's been and kicks the chaos and confusion up a notch, and then the closing theme started and they all really hammed it up the way sitcom actors used to, whenever the closing theme started?

That one was great.

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