Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Producer USB Microphone:

  • 16-bit recording at CD quality and beyond—44.1 or 48 kHz
  • Large 16mm cardioid capsule protected by wire mesh
  • Capsule sensitivity: -48 dB ref to 1V/Pa
  • 1/8” stereo output for connecting headphones and monitoring without latency
  • Durable metal body
  • USB connector
  • LED power indicator

Pro Tools SE Software:

  • Award-winning Pro Tools® composing, recording, editing, and mixing features
  • Mix up to 24 tracks (16 audio tracks, 8 virtual instrument tracks)
  • Integrated learning tools make it easy to create music
  • Built-in composing features, including MIDI sequencing and Score editing
  • Includes over 100 different virtual instruments
  • Powerful, pro-quality effects including reverb, EQ, and guitar amp/distortion effects
  • Comes with over 3 GB of audio loops to quickly construct songs and ideas
  • Easily record up to two instruments at once
  • Compatible with PC and Mac computers

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Avid

Specs

In the box:

  • Avid Vocal Studio (Producer USB Microphone and USB Connector)
  • Desktop Mic Stand
  • Soft-Sided Carrying Case
  • Pro Tools SE Software

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 50.552s
First Sucker:
AJimoh
Last Wooter to Woot:
tcarter787

Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3

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Woots by State

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