Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
Producer USB Microphone:
- 16-bit recording at CD quality and beyond—44.1 or 48 kHz
- Large 16mm cardioid capsule protected by wire mesh
- Capsule sensitivity: -48 dB ref to 1V/Pa
- 1/8” stereo output for connecting headphones and monitoring without latency
- Durable metal body
- USB connector
- LED power indicator
Pro Tools SE Software:
- Award-winning Pro Tools® composing, recording, editing, and mixing features
- Mix up to 24 tracks (16 audio tracks, 8 virtual instrument tracks)
- Integrated learning tools make it easy to create music
- Built-in composing features, including MIDI sequencing and Score editing
- Includes over 100 different virtual instruments
- Powerful, pro-quality effects including reverb, EQ, and guitar amp/distortion effects
- Comes with over 3 GB of audio loops to quickly construct songs and ideas
- Easily record up to two instruments at once
- Compatible with PC and Mac computers
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Avid
Specs
In the box:
- Avid Vocal Studio (Producer USB Microphone and USB Connector)
- Desktop Mic Stand
- Soft-Sided Carrying Case
- Pro Tools SE Software
Specs
In the box:
- Avid Vocal Studio (Producer USB Microphone and USB Connector)
- Desktop Mic Stand
- Soft-Sided Carrying Case
- Pro Tools SE Software
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