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Life began among the dirty filthy puddles of the past. If you don't clean your floor, it might overthrow us.

Did you know that we aren't the first creatures to live on this planet? It's true! Before humanity was the alpha predator, there were others. And from them, we gathered what we needed to survive. We ate the crumbs they dropped, we lived in the darkness of their homes, and we survived in places they ignored. And now look. We're running the show. SO WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE WE AREN'T OVERTHROWN THE SAME WAY.

In that baseboard? The amoebas who will evolve to crush humanity. Crushed beneath that sofa? The crumbs that feed the mice who will soon take up arms against our leaders. The death of our species is coming and it cannot be stopped... unless you get a Bissell Deep Clean Lift-Off and start throwing a little heated water down there. A 1.25 gallon tank is more than enough to eradicate any of that ick that will otherwise work its way up to be the dominant species within the next twenty to eighty hundred million years.

Of course that seems like a long time, but remember the last time you did your taxes? And now it's almost tax time again! These things sneak up on you if you're not paying attention!

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Features

Find an easier way to clean carpets with the Bissell Lift Off Deep Cleaner, 80X9R. This upright deep cleaner cleans and refreshes large areas of carpeting while targeting hard-to-reach spots and spills. This versatile, two-in-one machine can be used as an upright carpet cleaner or a portable spot cleaner, so you can remove spots and stains wherever they happen. This machine is great for someone with pets or children because it's simple to use and clean spots when accidents occur. The portable spot cleaner detached with the push of a button and even works on some furniture.

  • Upright deep cleaner with dual DirtLifter PowerBrushes for easy carpet and rug cleaning
  • Surround Suction helps surfaces dry fast
  • Removable nozzle for easy clean-up
  • Portable spot cleaner detaches with the push of a button to clean spots and stains on stairs, upholstery, auto interiors and hard-to-reach areas
  • Heatwave technology helps maintain water temperature throughout the cleaning process
  • 3" tough stain tool is designed for cleaning stairs, upholstery and hard-to-reach areas
  • Large-capacity tanks for fewer trips to the sink

User's Guide

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

Warranty:  3 Years Bissell

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 19" L x 13" W x 44" H
Cord Length: 20'

In the Box:

  • (1) Bissell 80X9R Deep Clean Lift-Off - Blue

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Bissell Deep Clean Lift-Off Blue
$139.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.