Yo Ho! A Pirate-Themed Woot Off For Me!

Ahoy, matey!

Well this is just great. Your old corsair companion Crapbeard has scattered pieces of his treasure maps across the face of this Woot Off. Help me piece together my maps, and I'll give ye a share of me ample booty! Y'harrr. Such a stereotype of a pirate be I...

As if the peg leg, eyepatch, and emblematic exclamations weren't enough, now I've gone and scattered my treasure maps across the Seven Seas like some kind of caricature of piracy. Shiver me hackneyed timbers!

Here's how you can help: Scour the horizon for sails. Y'harrr, I mean "sales." If you see the word -TREASURE-, dig! A piece of my map is buried somewhere underneath, or my name isn't Crapbeard.

There be two maps, each leading to stashes of my namesake treasure; one fer Tuesday, one fer Wednesday. Find them, and ye'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! (If yer wildest dreams be extremely underwhelming.)

Y'harrr!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Boss Hog Honey BBQ Bacon is coated with a golden honey BBQ rub
  • Special blend of brown sugar, dry honey, and other spices to give the bacon a golden rich enhanced country flavor
  • This bacon is sweet, savory, and unbelievably tasty
  • Get your dose of sweet and savory goodness now
  • Naturally flavored; Hickory smoked
  • Cured with: Salt, white sugar, brown sugar, sodium nitrate
  • How to: Oven cook your bacon
  • Net weight: 16 oz (1 lb) sliced

Please note: FedEx 2-Day shipping is offered as standard shipping for this item and a physical address is required.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Specs

Nutrition Facts:
Serving Size: 2 Pan Fried Slices (15g)
Servings per Container: About 9
Amount per Serving:
Calories: 80 Calories from Fat: 60
% Daily Value*
Total Fat: 7g 10%
Saturated Fat: 4g 19%
Cholesterol: 20mg 7%
Sodium: 460mg 10%
Total Carbohydrate: 1g 10%
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 1g
Protein: 5g
Vitamin A: 0% Vitamin C: 0%
Calcium: 0% Iron: 0%
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

 

In the box:

  • Boss Hog Honey BBQ Rubbed Bacon

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 16.335s
First Sucker:
compoundbreak791
Last Wooter to Woot:
honeycomb82

Purchaser Experience

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  • 1% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 65% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 87% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 53% bought 1
  • 28% bought 2
  • 18% bought 3

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Boss Hog Honey BBQ Rubbed Bacon
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