Hold off on the eggs, Tommy. Let’s talk about this for a minute.

Okay, so they didn’t give us candy. That much is certain and, in most cases, that would be an egg-able offense. After all, we didn’t get spend most of the year planning these costumes for nothing.

On the other hand, they didn’t give us toothbrushes, floss or, worse, fruit. I mean, these Breo Skin Watches could, in fact, be useful to us. They’re stylish, simple, and easy to read. Heck, the Morrison even gave us colors that matched our outfits. That implies a certain amount of thoughtfulness. Plus, these will last a little while longer than the candy will, when you think about it.

I don’t know, buddy. I want to egg a house as much has you do, but I just don’t think this is the one, you know?

Instead, let’s break out the toilet paper.

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