Bizarroballs
“Bad morning, Kram. Me must have listen with you!”
“OK, Asil. Me am your supervisor, so me must do everything you say.”
“Lower management have issues with your performance. Say you too productive at work.”
“What me do right?”
“You get too much work done. File too many reports, enter too many data. We am tired of you not wasting time. You not even play with Buckycubes. Company provide you whole case of rare Bizarro-Earth magnets. Now, months earlier, Buckycubes am sitting unopened. You not build any shapes. You not spend any time just kneading them with your toes. We am starting to think you care about job.”
“Me am sorry. Me am compelled to get work done. It am lifelong non-dysfunction.”
“Sanity am no excuse. This very unserious anti-matter. Expectations for someone in your position very low. We must take inaction when you exceed them. And why you not eat Ikila’s yogurt in fridge? We all know you am one who didn’t eat it.”
“Me not know what come under me. Me see yogurt and could resist eating it. Me know such behavior acceptable. Me make sure it happen again.”
“First, me end with your appearance. Why you am wearing collared shirt and pleated khakis? This am office. We must maintain unprofessional appearance.”
“Me can do worse. Yesterday me will wear mesh muscle shirt, sequined thong, ski boots, and novelty tam with fake dreadlocks hanging from it.”
“Me not sorry. It am too early for that. Dirty up your desk. Payroll will send you first paycheck. You am hired!”
Features
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Condition: New
Recommended for Ages 14+
Product Warning: KEEP AWAY FROM ALL CHILDREN! Do not put in nose or mouth. Swallowed magnets can stick together across intestines causing serious infections and death. Seek medical attention if magnets are swallowed or inhaled. Buckycubes should be kept away from electrical or magnetic devices, including but not limited to credit cards, hard drives, or pacemakers. If a Buckycubes should become damaged or cracked, discontinue use immediately.
Features:
- 250 Powerful Rare Earth Magnets Cubes
- Buckycubes are even easier than Buckyballs to pick up
- Bend ‘em. Fold ‘em. Slide ‘em. Glide ‘em. Stack ‘em to the ceiling, build buildings, or simply fidget for fun
- Watch new dimensions unfold as each cube snaps into place just the way you want it to
- Can be shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped together in unlimited ways
- Buckycubes are all about fun and require little more than kneading them in your hands
- Make sculptures, puzzles, patterns, shapes, stick stuff to the fridge, or even invent a new game
- Each set contains 125 powerful Rare Earth Magnets
- Each Buckycube has two poles – one side repels, the other attracts
- Includes a Quick Start Sheet to help you get started making basic shapes
- Real Actual Field Tests: Buckycubes’ cousin, BuckyBalls
- Buckycubes in Action
In the box:
- (2) Maxfield & Oberton 125-Piece Buckycubes Rare Earth Magnets Cubes
- (2) Carrying Case
- (2) Quick Start Guide
Recall Notice: Maxfield & Oberton voluntarily recalled Buckyballs High Powered Magnets earlier last year because their packaging was labeled “Ages 13+” and this did not meet the mandatory toy standard F963-08. The firm received only two reports of ingestion and there are no known resulting injuries. Click here for more information.
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Buckycubes 125-Piece Rare Earth Magnetic Set with Carrying CaseSpecs
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