Yo Ho! A Pirate-Themed Woot Off For Me!

Ahoy, matey!

Well this is just great. Your old corsair companion Crapbeard has scattered pieces of his treasure maps across the face of this Woot Off. Help me piece together my maps, and I'll give ye a share of me ample booty! Y'harrr. Such a stereotype of a pirate be I...

As if the peg leg, eyepatch, and emblematic exclamations weren't enough, now I've gone and scattered my treasure maps across the Seven Seas like some kind of caricature of piracy. Shiver me hackneyed timbers!

Here's how you can help: Scour the horizon for sails. Y'harrr, I mean "sales." If you see the word -TREASURE-, dig! A piece of my map is buried somewhere underneath, or my name isn't Crapbeard.

There be two maps, each leading to stashes of my namesake treasure; one fer Tuesday, one fer Wednesday. Find them, and ye'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! (If yer wildest dreams be extremely underwhelming.)

Y'harrr!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Stretches to custom fit a range of 17 inch plus laptops
  • Made from protective neoprene (the wetsuit material)
  • Unique hourglass design secures laptop in place
  • Shark Gill Grips™ on the side on the side allow easy insertion and removal of laptop (excludes French Bull patterns)
  • Checkpoint friendly—please ensure only laptop is in sleeve for screening
  • Stain resistant

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year BUILT NY

Specs

  • Machine wash cold, drip dry
  • Dimensions: 13.6"(W) x 17.9"(H) x 1"(D)

In the box:

  • BUILT NY Laptop Sleeve 17" E-WS17-SBM

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.885s
First Sucker:
wrighai
Last Wooter to Woot:
cipherbay

Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% second woot
  • 15% < 10 woots
  • 12% < 25 woots
  • 73% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 4% bought 3

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Woots by State

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BUILT NY Laptop Sleeve 17"
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