Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!

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Features

  • Teflon coated hardened steel cutting blade
  • Soft, comfortable non-slip grip
  • Shock absorbing bumper and wide grips absorb pressure
  • Lightweight steel shafts
  • 1.5-inch diameter cutting capacity

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 32.3" x 12.8" x 1.1"
Weight: 3 lbs

In the Box:

  • (1) Oxo 16044 Bypass Loppers

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 40.004s
First Sucker:
zennifer
Last Wooter to Woot:
deccles

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 30% < 25 woots
  • 60% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
  • 100% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

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Bypass Loppers
$13.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$13.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.