Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Total 648 functions
  • 38 built-in formulas
  • Dot-matrix 4-line display
  • Store to memory
  • Recall memory
  • LCD contrast adjustment
  • Shell made from recycled plastic
  • Solar and battery power source
  • Protective hard case included

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Canon

Specs

Display:
Display Type: LCD Display
Display Color: 1-Color black
LCD Contrast Adjustment
Digits Displayed: Up to 18-digit
Character Size: 96 x 32 dot (one line Character: 15)
Functionality:
Decimal Point System: Fix decimal (0-9)
Significant digits (0-9)
Norm (1-2)
Exponential: Yes
Factorial: Yes
Hyperbolic: Yes
Logarithmic: Yes
Mean: X & Y
Multiple Roots: Yes (Square Root, Cube Root, Multiple Root)
Rounding: Yes
Square: Yes (Square, Power Square, Cube)
Trigonometric: Yes
Types Of Calculation: Mathematics, Trigonometry, TABLE Function, Statistics
Reciprocal Calculations: Yes
Automatic Power Off: Approx. 7 minutes
Battery Solar: Yes
Other Features: Scientific Notation, Engineering Notation
Right Shift Key: Yes
Memory: Independent: 3 Keys (M+, M- , MR)
Sum to Memory:(M+ , MR)
Store to Memory
Recall Memory
Answer Memory
General:
Dimensions: 6.614"(L) x 3.15"(W) x 0.57"(H) (w/o hard cover)

6.732"(L) x 3.90"(W) x 0.74"(H) (with hard cover)
Weight: 4.51 oz

 

In the box:

  • Canon F-792SGA Scientific Calculator
  • Hard Case
  • Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 38.775s
First Sucker:
mseedii
Last Wooter to Woot:
zanutsa

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 61% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 59% bought 1
  • 25% bought 2
  • 16% bought 3

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Woots by State

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