Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features


  • Uses GPS technology to identify over 6,000 celestial objects with the click of a button
  • Locate stars, planets, constellations and more
  • Includes "Tonight's Highlights," a customized list of the 20 best objects to view for your exact date, time and location anywhere in the world
  • Get scientific information on all 6,000 celestial objects
  • Audio and in-depth text descriptions provide history, mythology and other entertaining information for the most popular objects
  • Take a guided tour through all 88 constellations and even see on-screen constellation maps
  • Built-in Field Guide includes a six part audio lesson on astronomy, bios about history's greatest astronomers, a glossary of popular astronomy terms, information on comets, man-made space objects, extra-solar planets and much more

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 2 Year Celestron

Specs

Celestial Database:

  • Over 50,000 Stars, 1,500 Double and Variable Stars, all 88 constellations, over 100 deep space objects including Galaxies, Nebulae and Star Clusters, over 200 audio descriptions of the most popular celestial objects

User Controls:

  • Target Button
  • Menu Navigation: Four-way control
  • One-Touch Controls: Identify Function, Locate Function, GPS Function, and Main Menu
  • Display Brightness: Increase, Decrease
  • Volume: Increase, Decrease
  • Power: On/Off

Display:

  • Graphic LCD display with red LED backlight
  • 3"W x 1"H (78 mm x 26 mm)
  • 240 x 80 with a 0.325 mm dot pitch

Audio:

  • Maximum output power: 50mW
  • Frequency response: 20 to 20,000 Hz

Inputs and Outputs:

  • SD card slot (for pre-programmed data only)
  • USB for connection to PC
  • 3.5 mm stereo jack for headphones

Headphones:

  • Earbud-style headphones included

Skylink Interface:

  • Download of new celestial objects (including newly
    discovered comets, etc.)
  • Download of firmware upgrades

Size and Weight:

  • Height: 2.5 inches
  • Depth: 4.0 inches
  • Width: 7.4 inches
  • Weight: 15.2 ounces (without batteries)

Power and Battery:

  • 2 x 1.5 V AA batteries (not included)

In the box:

  • Celestron 93970 SkyScout Personal Planetarium
  • USB Cable
  • Wrist Strap
  • Earbuds
  • Padded Case with Strap
  • Instructional CD-ROM
  • Quick Setup Guide

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
Tokuisei311
Last Wooter to Woot:
chalabov

Purchaser Experience

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Quantity Breakdown

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