Irony or honesty? Either way, you’ll enjoy it.

This Centon flash drive is made to stock specifications. It’s got four on the floor. by which we mean four gigs of storage space available for pictures, videos, music and other data, and you can set it on the floor any time you want. It transfers at fleet 2.0 speed. It’s plug-and-play for easy use at both ends of your data’s voyage. And it’s housed in a durable silicon casing that looks like an officially licensed NASCAR racer.

Best of all, it comes preloaded with driver videos, pictures and sounds. That’s either going to be something you treasure or something you enjoy deleting, and either way, it’s gonna make you happy. You’ll also get a special NASCAR lanyard suitable for collecting AND dangling, plus the tail light turns on when you’re moving data.

Look, if you need to carry around memory, you might as well be able to tell which USB stick is yours. This Centon Dale Jr. National Guard 4GB USB Flash Drive will make that easy. And if you don’t like it, repaint it to be a Batmobile or something, we don’t care.

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