Dan, am I live? You got the volume turned up on the Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speaker System? Alright good!

Hello, everyone! I apologize that I am not there in the gymnasium in person, but I’ve decided to Skype this in today to show my commitment to getting better technology in the computer labs! And that’s why you should elect me, Mike Sampson, as your Student Council Presi-

Oh, I’m sorry. I’m actually busy in this classroom. Could you maybe clean it some other time? No? Well, could you at least be quiet about it then? Thanks!

Sorry about that, you guys! What I was saying was that’s why you should elect me, Mike Sampson, to be your Student Counci-

Hey, sorry again, but the whistling is really distracting. Could you maybe lower the volume a little bit? Thanks!

Anyway, where was I? Right! What I was saying was, we need cool stuff in the computer labs, and that’s why you should elect me, Mike Samps-

I’m sorry what was that? No, I’m not just talking to a computer. I’m talking to the whole school. I can speak into the computer, and it’ll coming out of another computer that has Cyber Acoustics 2.0 Speakers plugged into it so everyone can hear.

Okay, obviously there are some distractions on my end, so I’, just going spit it out! I’m committed to technology and that’s why you shou-

What? NO, LOOK! I DON’T WANT SOME FRIGGIN’ LECTURE ABOUT COMMITMENT! I JUST WANT TO GIVE MY STUPID SPEECH AND GET THESE IDIOTS TO VOTE FOR ME OKAY? SO, WHY DON’T YOU DO YOUR JOB, AND I’LL DO MINE, OKAY?

Wait, Dan… did that get picked up?

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