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St. Patrick's Day is weird It's a celebration of, well, drinking. But sometimes St. Patrick's Day falls on a weekday, which is terrible for the act of, well, drinking. So this Woot-Off goes out to all of you who took a couple days off and have been celebrating since 5PM on Friday. You're the real heroes this year. (Maybe consider a few drunken impulse buys.)

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Features

Limit one bag per week per person. 

Seriously! Your order won't go through if you try to order another one, and if you try some funny business (like using a separate account) we'll cancel your order. Yes we are jerks but we want everybody to experience the disappointment of crapping. 

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v5.0

I. Thou shalt not complain when thou misses out on this one. Seriously, what is wrong with thou? 

II. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond THREE crappy items of some kind. 

III. Thou shalt post about thine craps in the forums, preferably with pictures of thine cat(s). 

IV. Thou shalt express disappointment in the contents of thine bag, for indeed it is most crappy. 

V. Thou shalt remember that ours is a brief hour to strut and fret upon the stage, and that the outcome of a deal-a-day website's promotional grab-bag shalt not cause thee great despair and gnashing of teeth. 

Specs

(1) Crappy Item
(1) Crappier Item
(1) Really Crappy Item
(1) Bag of some sort
​(1) Realization that you are not living life the way it was intended to be lived

Specs

(1) Crappy Item
(1) Crappier Item
(1) Really Crappy Item
(1) Bag of some sort
​(1) Realization that you are not living life the way it was intended to be lived

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.446s

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 7% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 57% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1

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