Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
The Dream Cheeky iLaunch Thunder is a Missile Launcher made for iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad.
Strike fear into the hearts of your fellow cube-dwellers with the iLaunch Thunder. Wirelessly controlled by your iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad, the iLaunch Thunder combines the best of Bluetooth technology and extreme innovation with a bit of insanity…
With a 270 degree horizontal rotation, a vertical flexibility of more than 40 degrees and a shooting distance of around 25 feet, the iLaunch Thunder will cover more than 1,400 square feet of your workspace. That definitely gives you more than enough coverage to declare some serious office warfare!
- First and only Apple licensed accessory of its kind
- Missile Launcher controlled by iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad
- For indoor and outdoor use
- Battle with other iLaunch Thunder users, or just harass your co-workers single-handedly
- Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession, on an automatic rotation
- Rechargeable lithium battery, charged via USB
- Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth®
- Use Touch-screen Control or G-Sensor Control
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
- Compatible with: iPod touch, iPhone, iPad
- Dimensions: 4.84" x 3.19" x 4.92"
Requires:
- iOS 5.0 or up on: iPod touch 4th generation, iPod touch 3rd generation, iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad 3rd generation, iPad2, and iPad
- iOS 6.0 or up on: iPhone 5
In the box:
- Dream Cheeky 358 USB iLaunch Thunder for iPhone
- (4) Foam Missles
- USB Cable
Specs
- Compatible with: iPod touch, iPhone, iPad
- Dimensions: 4.84" x 3.19" x 4.92"
Requires:
- iOS 5.0 or up on: iPod touch 4th generation, iPod touch 3rd generation, iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad 3rd generation, iPad2, and iPad
- iOS 6.0 or up on: iPhone 5
In the box:
- Dream Cheeky 358 USB iLaunch Thunder for iPhone
- (4) Foam Missles
- USB Cable
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