Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

The Dream Cheeky iLaunch Thunder is a Missile Launcher made for iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad.

Strike fear into the hearts of your fellow cube-dwellers with the iLaunch Thunder. Wirelessly controlled by your iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad, the iLaunch Thunder combines the best of Bluetooth technology and extreme innovation with a bit of insanity…

With a 270 degree horizontal rotation, a vertical flexibility of more than 40 degrees and a shooting distance of around 25 feet, the iLaunch Thunder will cover more than 1,400 square feet of your workspace. That definitely gives you more than enough coverage to declare some serious office warfare!

  • First and only Apple licensed accessory of its kind
  • Missile Launcher controlled by iPod touch, iPhone, or iPad
  • For indoor and outdoor use
  • Battle with other iLaunch Thunder users, or just harass your co-workers single-handedly
  • Air powered pistons fire foam darts in succession, on an automatic rotation
  • Rechargeable lithium battery, charged via USB
  • Wirelessly controlled via Bluetooth®
  • Use Touch-screen Control or G-Sensor Control

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

  • Compatible with: iPod touch, iPhone, iPad
  • Dimensions: 4.84" x 3.19" x 4.92"

Requires:

  • iOS 5.0 or up on: iPod touch 4th generation, iPod touch 3rd generation, iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPad 3rd generation, iPad2, and iPad
  • iOS 6.0 or up on: iPhone 5

In the box:

  • Dream Cheeky 358 USB iLaunch Thunder for iPhone
  • (4) Foam Missles
  • USB Cable

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 33.008s
First Sucker:
superblockio
Last Wooter to Woot:
hglorioso

Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 20% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 10% < 25 woots
  • 50% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 10% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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