Wax On, Woot-Off

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

This is not your ordinary stress ball. Modern technology has provided us with a smart stress ball that can combat modern stresses. This USB powered stress reliever can pulverize any uploaded photo, destroy documents, even erases nasty emails you wish you could send your boss… and when you’re done, it will restore everything back to its original place.

Squeeze it, pull it, squash it and twist it, whatever you do to the ball, you do to your computer screen. Increases productivity by reducing stress caused by serving prison time for assaulting your boss… it’s a good investment.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

  • Dimensions: 3.94" x 2.36" x 2.36"

In the box:

  • Dream Cheeky 808 USB Stress Ball

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.996s
First Sucker:
rizados
Last Wooter to Woot:
supermaninfl

Purchaser Experience

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  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 56% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Dream Cheeky Stress Ball
$13.99 Sold Out Toys & Games
$13.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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