Hannah Montana? Twilight? The Jonas Brothers? Hula Hoops? That’s all in the past! Everybody knows: the kids of today are all about Nesting!

Russian nesting dolls are all the rage. But they can be so expensive, costing fifty, sixty, even as much as seventy thousand dollars! Plus there’s the shipping, and the import fees. And don’t forget the dockworker’s bribes! If only there was some way to enjoy nesting without all the cost.

Well, now there is. The DreamGear Audio Box is a well-designed shell with a rubber-sealed plastic chamber, allowing you to enjoy the fun of nesting with almost none of the cost. Take an MP3 player that you supply and seal it inside. No one will even know it’s there… until you show them!

Illustrate proper shuttlecraft docking proceedure! Play drug mule vs. airport security! Teach the miracle of birth! Just like a nesting doll, the educational possibilities are endless. And best of all, the DreamGear Audio Box has been designed to travel!

The durable, high impact, water resistant plastic casing lets you bring that sweetly nested sound to all sorts of places, from a polluted beach where no one can swim to a high mountaintop where there’s a constant avalanche risk. And when your MP3 player runs out, the DreamGear Audio Box’s built-in AM/FM Radio continues to give the illusion that all is well. You can even choose between “Endless Black Future” or “Never-ending White Snow”... just like an authentic, old-fashioned Russian would!

Everyone knows: nothing’s more fun than putting small things into big things. So why should Russian dolls get all the fun? Get a DreamGear Audio Box of your own, and enjoy the thrill of nesting… today!

(Incidentally, by “today”, we mean “It’s coming Smartpost”. But that’s just part of the experience. Russians love to wait. It’s good for the soul.)

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