We’re going to let you make your jokes. Go on, you’ve got thirty seconds. Make the jokes.

Okay, times up. We gave you thirty seconds to get it all out of your system, and now we’re going to talk about these Dryer Balls Natural Fabric Softeners like adults. We’re going to say things like “These balls are naturally blue.” and “To remove stiffness, let these balls move around in the wash.” We’re going to say “No toxins are coming from these balls!” and “Use these balls constantly to keep a smile on your face!” And let us be clear: we’re going to ONLY be talking about how the Dryer Balls Natural Fabric Softener manage to make your laundry soft and fresh, using only natural fabric softeners.

So don’t make that face where you’re trying not to laugh, and don’t start whispering to your friend like we’re in a middle school assembly. We’re grown ups, on the Internet, and we’re going to be looking at balls. We’re going to be looking at balls for a long time, too, until all the balls are drained and we no longer have any stock in our inventory. And we’re very serious about this, people. Act. Like. Adults.

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