Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.
Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.
Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.
(1) 3" Front Firing Fiber Composite Cone
Ported Enclosure
Satellite Cord Length:
Approx 43"
Power Cord Length:
Approx 6 feet
Finish:
Satellite: High Gloss Black Subwoofer: Satin Black
Dimensions:
Satellite: 4.25"(H) x 2.25"(W) x 2.75"(D)
Subwoofer: 4.5"(H) x 5.25"(W) x 5.75"(D)
In the box:
Energy by Klipsch EM-2.1 Multimedia System:
(2) Satellites with Pedestals
Subwoofer
3.5mm Cable
AC Adapter
Manual
Sales Stats
Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.883s
First Sucker:
sj13033
Last Wooter to Woot:
prost893
Purchaser Experience
6%first woot
3%second woot
11%< 10 woots
17%< 25 woots
63%≥ 25 woots
Purchaser Seniority
6%joined today
0%one week old
0%one month old
9%one year old
86%> one year old
Quantity Breakdown
100%bought 1
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Woots by State
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