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Features

  • The As Seen on TV Forever Lazy keeps you warm from head to toe
  • Made from ultra-soft fleece, this lounge wear and delivers a comfortable and cozy pajama feeling
  • 2-way zipper
  • Adjustable drawstring hood
  • It features zippered hatches in front and back for added convenience
  • Includes slipper socks, no attached feet so your feet don't overheat
  • This full body lazy wear is machine washable, making for effortless maintenance
  • Sizes run large
  • 100% polyester

Watch the Forever Lazy Video

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  90 Days Forever Lazy

Specs

Size Chart (Match Your Height and Weight to Find Your Size)
Size Height Weight in Pounds
XS/S
  • 5'0" - 5'7"
  • 105-150
L/XL
  • 5'7" - 5'8"
  • 5'9"
  • 5'10"- 5'11"
  • 6'
  • 6'1"- 6'5"
  • 215-260
  • 205-260
  • 195-260
  • 180-260
  • 155-260
Specifications
Fabric: 100% Polyester
Care:
  • Machine Wash Cold with Like Colors
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach when Needed
  • Tumble Dry Low
  • Cool Iron if Needed
Made in: China

In the Box:

(1) Forever Lazy (select size) includes:

  • (1) Forever Lazy
  • (1) Pair of Slipper Socks

 

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 36.446s
First Sucker:
Einsteinus
Last Wooter to Woot:
Einsteinus

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Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
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Forever Lazy
$3.99 Sold Out Home & Garden
$3.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.