Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!


  • 2.8" full color touchscreen to view videos and photos
  • 4GB internal memory, expandable with SD slot (Up to 8GB)
  • Plays Music, Video and Photo slideshows
  • Supports MP3, WMA, WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4, JPG, TIFF and BMP picture files
  • Record voice notes and voice recordings
  • Display TXT files and documents
  • Features Calendar, Clock, Voice Recorder, 7 Equalizer Modes and Ebook Text Reader
  • Built-in lithium rechargeable battery for up to 4 hours of continuous music playback

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Global


Display: 2.8" Full Color Touchscreen
Memory: Internal: 4GB
External: Full-Size SD Slot (Up to 8GB)
Frequency Response: 20Hz - 20kHz
Distortion: <0.1%
SNR: >85 dB
Signal Separation: > 85 dB
Support Compression Rate: 32 - 320kbps
Audio Standard Output: App 5mW+5mW (32 ohms)
Music Format: MP3, WMA
Photo Format: JPEG, BMP, TIFF
Video Format: WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4
eBook Format: TXT
Voice Recording Format: WAV
Connections: miniUSB
Battery: 400mA Lithium
Battery Life (continuous play): Video: Up to 2.5 hours
Music: Up to 4 hours
Dimensions: 2.15"(W) x 3.6"(H) x 0.5"(D)
Weight: 2.4 oz


In the box:

  • Global 353941 4GB MP4 Player with 2.8" Touchscreen
  • USB Cable
  • Earbuds
  • Driver CD

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 47.229s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 16% < 25 woots
  • 66% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 81% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Global 4GB MP4 Player w/2.8" Touchscreen
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