Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
- 2.8" full color touchscreen to view videos and photos
- 4GB internal memory, expandable with SD slot (Up to 8GB)
- Plays Music, Video and Photo slideshows
- Supports MP3, WMA, WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4, JPG, TIFF and BMP picture files
- Record voice notes and voice recordings
- Display TXT files and documents
- Features Calendar, Clock, Voice Recorder, 7 Equalizer Modes and Ebook Text Reader
- Built-in lithium rechargeable battery for up to 4 hours of continuous music playback
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Global
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Display: | 2.8" Full Color Touchscreen |
Memory: | Internal: 4GB External: Full-Size SD Slot (Up to 8GB) |
Frequency Response: | 20Hz - 20kHz |
Distortion: | <0.1% |
SNR: | >85 dB |
Signal Separation: | > 85 dB |
Support Compression Rate: | 32 - 320kbps |
Audio Standard Output: | App 5mW+5mW (32 ohms) |
Music Format: | MP3, WMA |
Photo Format: | JPEG, BMP, TIFF |
Video Format: | WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4 |
eBook Format: | TXT |
Voice Recording Format: | WAV |
Connections: | miniUSB 3.5mm |
Battery: | 400mA Lithium |
Battery Life (continuous play): | Video: Up to 2.5 hours Music: Up to 4 hours |
Dimensions: | 2.15"(W) x 3.6"(H) x 0.5"(D) |
Weight: | 2.4 oz |
In the box:
- Global 353941 4GB MP4 Player with 2.8" Touchscreen
- USB Cable
- Earbuds
- Driver CD
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Display: | 2.8" Full Color Touchscreen |
Memory: | Internal: 4GB External: Full-Size SD Slot (Up to 8GB) |
Frequency Response: | 20Hz - 20kHz |
Distortion: | <0.1% |
SNR: | >85 dB |
Signal Separation: | > 85 dB |
Support Compression Rate: | 32 - 320kbps |
Audio Standard Output: | App 5mW+5mW (32 ohms) |
Music Format: | MP3, WMA |
Photo Format: | JPEG, BMP, TIFF |
Video Format: | WMV, AVI, AMV, MP4 |
eBook Format: | TXT |
Voice Recording Format: | WAV |
Connections: | miniUSB 3.5mm |
Battery: | 400mA Lithium |
Battery Life (continuous play): | Video: Up to 2.5 hours Music: Up to 4 hours |
Dimensions: | 2.15"(W) x 3.6"(H) x 0.5"(D) |
Weight: | 2.4 oz |
In the box:
- Global 353941 4GB MP4 Player with 2.8" Touchscreen
- USB Cable
- Earbuds
- Driver CD
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 2m 10.335s
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