Pretty Much an MP3 Player
Sir, I've got good news! I've spoken to the development team, and I think we're ready to launch GPX's new Mp3 player!
"Wait, hold on... what'd you call it, Don?"
MP3 player.
"Ahh, but that's what they'll be expecting us to call it! Don't you see? We've gotta trick these people!"
Sir?
"That's how you get the upper hand! You don't just lay all your cards on the table and use some title that everyone will recognize! You come up with something a little bit more honest, a little bit more vague, a little bit more confusing, so that people start thinking, 'wait? Is this a thing that plays music? Or is does it serve a slightly different function?' That's why we're going to call ours a GPX 2GB Digital Audio Player!That should be enough to throw people off our scent! And also, doesn't this thing play WMA files or something?"
Yeah, but nobody really...
"Don't argue with me, Don! I've made my decision! Now, do you have any sales projections?"
I did... but I might have to redo them after this conversation.
Features
- MP3/WMA digital audio player with 2GB installed flash memory
- Virtual hard drive - USB mass storage
- Playback features: Play/pause/skip forward/ reverse
- Play modes: Normal, repeat 1/repeat all
- Preset EQ
- ON-HOLD-OFF switch
- White lit character LCD display
- Digital volume control
- ID3 tag compatible
- Stereo headphone jack
- Battery power: Requires (1) AAA size battery (not included)
- Battery life up to 8 hours of audio
Warranty: 90 Day GPX
Specs
In the box:
- GPX MW240P 2GB Digital Audio Player
- USB Cable
- Set of Stereo Earbuds
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 28.889s
- First Sucker:
- ThatOneGuyJon
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- shahodi
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Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
| 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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