Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
- A study in contrasts, the texture of gloss acetate offsets sand blasted, ultra-matte magnesium-aluminum alloy
- The MIDNIGHT is solidly built with high mass, high strength spring hinges, yet delicately balanced to evenly float when worn
- Perfect for both the knowing connoisseur of eyewear as well as the rugged utilitarian, the MIDNIGHT delivers in subtle shades of black
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year Gunnar Optiks
Specs
In the box:
- Gunnar Optiks Midnight Advanced Computer/Gaming Eyewear
Specs
In the box:
- Gunnar Optiks Midnight Advanced Computer/Gaming Eyewear
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