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One of the nice things about a website like this is how the demographics are split. On the one hand, we’ve got the people who never buy anything and only stop in to tell us that they’re leaving forever, and on the other hand we’ve got the loyal regulars who appreciate the mix of humor and savings, and then on the other hand we’ve got the three handed mutants. And it is to these mutants, the so-called “quiet majority”, that we dedicate today’s HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC.
Being a three-handed mutant can be lonely. Sure, they can clap while they plays the tambourine, and that works out great for a day job recording the backing tracks for the house music that people listen to in clubs, but late at night, a three-handed mutant can only turn to the Internet for love. The sort of love that comes through a integrated 10/100 Base-T networking interface. Maybe even with a goat.
The average three-handed mutant can also draw inspiration from the Athlon 64 X2 (B) 5000+ 2.6 GHz with AM2 socket processor and the GeForce 6150SE nForce 430. Those are practically superhero names, aren’t they? Like “Nightcrawler” or “Storm” or “Captain Ultra”! What three-handed mutant didn’t love Captain Ultra? Am I right, guys? You don’t have to clap, I know that’s a sensitive issue with you.
Each HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC also comes with 2 GB of PC2-5300, 240 pin, DDR2 SDRAM and a 7200 RPM 360GB SATA hard drive. That’s enough processing power to finally figure out the entire family tree of Scott Summers once and for all. Just keep in mind that the sister of the alien skunk chick would be the great-aunt of the alternate future daughter who never actually existed and it’s easy, right? Plus you get a 16X DVD± R/RW 12X RAM ±R DL LightScribe SATA drive to make a hard copy you can keep on your person for when the Sentinels arrive and you have to run.
But don’t think that the HP Pavilion a6200n AMD Dual-Core 2.6GHz Desktop PC is only for dirty stinking muties. Real people can enjoy it as well! The High Definition 8-channel audio with ALC 888S chipset and 6 USB ports (four in the front, two in the rear) is perfect for someone that might want to try and enjoy their final days on Earth, before the rise of the self-styled “Homo Superior” who only want to crush mankind under their freakishly large heels. Heels that probably shoot lasers, too. Just one little twist of the DNA and suddenly everybody has body lasers. Biology sure is amazing.
So here’s to you, three-handed mutants! We’re glad you’ve decided to shop with us, and we promise, when the revolution comes, we’ll look out for you. Hey, you think you could get us Northstar’s autograph?
Warranty: 90 Day HP
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