Come one, come all, to a peaceful gathering of tolerance.

And flames.

My fellow patriots I come to you today with a heavy heart. A heavy heart heaving with grief, for today I have become an unwitting participant in the war on terror and ladies and gentlemen, I found myself on the wrong side. You see I was using my refurbished HP Pavilion Elite Quad Core Desktop with 1TB and Blu-ray to search for all the evil hidden agendas corrupting and rotting America (the greatest country in the history of the world, God bless us all) from the inside out, when suddenly I realized I had stumbled across a Barack Obama “fan” page.

Soiled with a socialist agenda, I was now aiding and abetting terrorists. Who knows what al Qaeda websites this computer could’ve located with its amazing 3GHz AMD Phenom II 945 quad-core processor? My Blu-ray player would just as easily play a Taliban Training DVD. And sure, the 1TB SATA hard drive would store just about any file. Including TERRORIST files.

The solution was as obvious to me as it is simple: I had to burn my desktop.

And so now, this Saturday at the Community Fair Grounds, I’m inviting you too! Bring your desktops, be they HP Pavilion Elite Quad Core or some other inferior computer, and burn them! Burn them all! It’s the only way to show those oppressive, education-hating, backwards terrorists that freedom, REAL American freedom will never be affected by their ways! We’ll never resort to the foolish, short-sighted bigotry we all KNOW they suffer from!

We’ll burn our computers before they can burn anything that might matter to us! And in doing so we’ll obviously win their hearts and minds to our cause! USA! USA! USA!

Features

Authorized for SquareTrade Extended Warranty

Warranty: 90 Day HP

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

Great performance from the 3GHz AMD Phenom II 945 quad-core processor
Multitask with the 8GB PC3-8500 DDR3 SDRAM
Store all of your files on the high-capacity 1TB SATA hard drive
Enhanced multimedia with the 512MB ATI Radeon HD 5450 graphics card
Watch Blu-ray videos and burn DVDs
Go wireless with the WLAN 802.11a/b/g/n
Share and download files with an iPAQ or camera via the integrated front-panel 15-in-1 digital media card reader
Label discs with the silkscreen-quality text, photos, and designs using the cool LightScribe feature
Enjoy the genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit operating system

Specifications:

Operating System: Genuine Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit
Processor: AMD Phenom II 945 Quad-Core Processor
Processor Speed: 3.00GHz
Bus Speed: 4000MHz System Bus
Chipset: AMG 785G Chipset
Memory: 8GB PC3-8500 DDR3 SDRAM Memory (4x2048 MB for ultimate performance) (expandable up to 16GB)
Total Memory Slots: 4 DIMM (240-pin, DDR3) (occupied
Hard Drive: 1 Terabyte Serial ATA Hard Drive
Graphics Card: ATI Radeon HD 5450 Series Graphics with 512MB DDR3 dedicated graphics memory, DVI and HDMI capabilities and support for Blu-ray and Microsoft DirectX 11
Primary CD/DVD Drive: Blu-ray player & SuperMulti DVD burner with LightScribe Technology
Write Speeds: 16x DVD±R, 4x DVD±R DL, 8x DVD+RW, 6x DVD-RW, 5x DVD-RAM, 40x CD-R, 24x CD-RW
Networking: 10/100/1000Base-T network interface Wireless LAN 802.11 a/b/g/n
Sound Card: High Definition Audio with up to 7.1 surround sound capabilities
Weight: Unpackaged: 11.90 lbs, Packaged: 13.70 lbs.
Dimensions: Unpackaged: 7.05” (W) x 16.30” (L/D) x 15.79” (H), Packaged: 11.42” (W) x 19.49” (L/D) x 20.32” (H)

Expansion Slots:

3 PCI Express x1 (two available)
1 PCI Express x16 (occupied)

I/O Ports:

Front panel 15-in-1 memory card reader: SmartMedia, xD, MMC, SD, Mini SD, CF I & II, IBM Microdrive, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Pro/DUO/Pro Duo, RSMMC, MMC Mobile, MMC+
Headphone; Microphone (Front)
4 USB 2.0 ports (back); 3 USB 2.0 ports (front)
1 FireWire (IEEE 1394) port (back)
Microphone/Line-in/Line-out; Rear speaker-out; Side speaker out; Center (subwoofer)
DVI and HDMI available on graphics card

Software:

HP MediaSmart Software Suite: one-stop multimedia & entertainment center
Cyberlink DVD Suite Premium: automatically fix and edit videos
Microsoft Works 9.0

In the box:

(1) HP Pavilion Elite HPE-210f Quad Core Desktop with 1TB and Blu-Ray
(1) Keyboard
(1) Mouse
(1) DVI to VGA Adapter
(1) Power Cable

Specs

HP HPE-210F Quad Core 3Ghz AMD Phenom, 8GB, 1TB, Blu-Ray, 802.11n, ATI Radeon HD, Win 7 Home Prem 64

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 9.000s

Purchaser Experience

22% first woot
7% second woot
33% < 10 woots
21% < 25 woots
17% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

18% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
17% one year old
63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

96% bought 1
2% bought 2
2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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