Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!


  • Convert your analog music for today’s digital devices with Quick Play Flash
  • This cutting-edge turntable allows you to simultaneously listen to your vinyl LPs and convert them to uncompressed .WAV files to retain every sonic detail of the original recording
  • The conversion process is simple and straightforward
  • The best part is that you have complete flexibility to convert your music with, or without, a computer
  • Quickly convert and carry your new .WAV files anywhere:
    - Record vinyl directly to a USB memory stick with Quick Play Flash’s built-in USB port, conveniently located on the front panel
    - Insert your USB thumb drive
    - Press record and then listen to your music
  • Quick Play Flash also converts your vinyl directly to a computer:
    - Works via USB cable on the back panel
    - ION’s exclusive EZ Converter software guides you through the easy-to-follow steps as you transform your LP records into MP3s on your computer
    - You can listen, add them to your iPod or other MP3 player, and record them on a CD
  • With Quick Play Flash, you can enjoy your music at home or on the go
  • USB Flash Drive capacity is 1GB
  • Headphone output for quick, noise-free listening during transfers
  • Plays and converts 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM records
  • Stereo RCA outputs to enjoy vinyl records through your home stereo speakers

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day ION Audio


PC Minimum System Requirements
XP, Vista (32/64 bit), Windows 7 (32/34 bit)
Pentium 4 CPU or better
300MB available hard drive space
USB 1.1 or 2.0 port
CD-ROM drive or better
MAC Minimum System Requirements
OS X 10.4 or later
G4 PPC or Intel CPU
300MB available hard drive space
USB 1.1 or 2.0 port
CD-ROM drive or better

In the box:

(1) ION Audio IT28 Quick Play Flash Conversion Turntable with USB Flash Drive includes:

  • Quick Play Flash Turntable
  • USB Cable
  • Software CD
  • Quick Start Guide
  • 45 Adapter
  • 1GB USB Flash Drive
  • Power Supply


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ION Turntable with USB Flash Drive
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