Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation
Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak!
Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.
Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded!
Features
- Featuring full metal housing and components, cold forged from solid aluminum core, a stunning anodized finish, a tactile L/R ID system, revolutionized flexible joints, laser cut passport, laser etched logo details and full spectrum hyper balanced micro drivers
- Legendary JBuds sound in the sleekest, sexiest profile ever for a perfect fit, the J3M Micro Atomic Earphones with mic are the JBuds, redefined, part of JLab’s futuristic new design paradigm, the Atomic Wave
- Harnessing the superior resonance of carefully crafted aluminum housing with perfectly balanced full spectrum micro drivers to deliver a stunning new level of acoustic performance
- The inline mic with call functions is perfect for your iPhone or other smartphone with a 3.5mm jack
- Their ultra slim, ergonomic profile is designed for easy grip and an amazingly comfortable in-ear fit
- A larger-than-life 3-D sound stage features unparalleled clarity and definition. You’ll enjoy a front row experience for any music selection, whether it's the warm and smoky jazz at Blue Note, octave hopping diva vocals, trunk shaking hip hop jamz, or soaring violin concertos
- The J3M Micro Atomic Earphones deliver crystal clear highs, deep, full mids, tight, punchy bass, and first-class noise isolation
- Built to last with rugged aluminum housing and components, durable rubber flex joints, premium quality micro-braided anti-tangle cable, stainless steel mesh filters at the sound tube and baseport, a durable inline cord slide, and a 24k gold-plated 3.5mm audio jack for premium, no-loss sound connection to your audio device
- Soft silicone cushions are included in four sizes (XS, S, M, and L) to assure an ideal fit from the smallest ears to the largest
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 1 Year JLab
Specs
Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Double Click: Skip to next track
Triple Click: Skip to previous track
iPhone Call Controls
Single Click: Answer/End Call, Call Flash (if on 3-way call)
Hold Button: End Call
Blackberry Music Controls:
Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Blackberry Phone Controls:
Single Click: Answer Call, Mute Call, Call Waiting
Hold Button: End Call - See more at: http://www.jlabaudio.com/product/index/id/90#sthash.jIs3Gxaf.dpuf
- Compatible with: iPhone, iPod, iPad, Android Phones and tablets, Kindle, Blackberry, PSP, DS and laptops
- Magnet: 8mm China magnet
- Impedance: 16 ohm +/- 15% at 1 kHz
- Frequency Response: 20Hz-20kHz
- Ear Cushion: Silicone
- Cord Material: Transparent TPU
- Cord Length: Approx 40"
- Cord Diameter: 1.8 +/- 0.1mm to 1.35 +/- 0.05 X2mm
- Plug Type: Dia. 3.5mm Stereo Gold Plug
- Normal Input: 1mW
- Max. Power: 3mW
- Speaker Sensitivity: 88dB±5dB at 1kHz,input 1mW(0.126V)
- Channel Balance: <5% at 1mW 1kHz
iPod/iTouch/iPhone Music Controls:
- Single Click: Pause/Start Music
- Double Click: Skip to next track
- Triple Click: Skip to previous track
iPhone Call Controls:
- Single Click: Answer/End Call, Call Flash (if on 3-way call)
- Hold Button: End Call
Blackberry Music Controls:
- Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Blackberry Phone Controls:
- Single Click: Answer Call, Mute Call, Call Waiting
- Hold Button: End Call
In the box:
- JLab JBuds J3M Micro Atomic Earphones with Mic (Choose Color)
- (4) Sizes of Soft Silicone Cushions
Specs
Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Double Click: Skip to next track
Triple Click: Skip to previous track
iPhone Call Controls
Single Click: Answer/End Call, Call Flash (if on 3-way call)
Hold Button: End Call
Blackberry Music Controls:
Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Blackberry Phone Controls:
Single Click: Answer Call, Mute Call, Call Waiting
Hold Button: End Call - See more at: http://www.jlabaudio.com/product/index/id/90#sthash.jIs3Gxaf.dpuf
- Compatible with: iPhone, iPod, iPad, Android Phones and tablets, Kindle, Blackberry, PSP, DS and laptops
- Magnet: 8mm China magnet
- Impedance: 16 ohm +/- 15% at 1 kHz
- Frequency Response: 20Hz-20kHz
- Ear Cushion: Silicone
- Cord Material: Transparent TPU
- Cord Length: Approx 40"
- Cord Diameter: 1.8 +/- 0.1mm to 1.35 +/- 0.05 X2mm
- Plug Type: Dia. 3.5mm Stereo Gold Plug
- Normal Input: 1mW
- Max. Power: 3mW
- Speaker Sensitivity: 88dB±5dB at 1kHz,input 1mW(0.126V)
- Channel Balance: <5% at 1mW 1kHz
iPod/iTouch/iPhone Music Controls:
- Single Click: Pause/Start Music
- Double Click: Skip to next track
- Triple Click: Skip to previous track
iPhone Call Controls:
- Single Click: Answer/End Call, Call Flash (if on 3-way call)
- Hold Button: End Call
Blackberry Music Controls:
- Single Click: Pause/Start Music
Blackberry Phone Controls:
- Single Click: Answer Call, Mute Call, Call Waiting
- Hold Button: End Call
In the box:
- JLab JBuds J3M Micro Atomic Earphones with Mic (Choose Color)
- (4) Sizes of Soft Silicone Cushions
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