Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Share your world big and bright with 14MP. More megapixels means you can crop and enlarge and still have great picture quality
  • 8x optical zoom brings even far away details into crisp focus while the 28mm wide-angle lens gets the whole crew in
  • 3.0” bright LCD and brighter, more vibrant details thanks to KODAK Color Science
  • Reduce blur caused by subject movement or fast-action situations to deliver clearer, sharper pictures
  • Convenient, dedicated video record button captures 720p HD video
  • For great shots of friends and family, face detection locates faces and automatically adjusts camera settings
  • One-button upload to email, KODAK PULSE Display and other popular social networking sites

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Kodak

Specs

Imaging:
Resolution: Effective: 14.0 Megapixel
Actual Pixels: 14.5 Megapixel
Sensor: 1/2.33" CCD
File Formats: Still Images: JPEG
Movies: MPEG-4 AVC/H.264
Audio: AAC
Max Resolution: 14MP: 4288 x 3216 @ 4:3
Other Resolutions: 12MP: 4288 x 2848 @ 3:2
10MP: 4288 x 2416 @ 16:9
6MP: 2880 x 2160 @ 4:3
3MP: 2048 x 1536 @ 4:3
Aspect Ratio: 3:2, 4:3, 16:9
Image Stabilization: Digital
Optics:
Lens: Schneider-KREUZNACH Variogon
(35mm equivalent: 28-224mm)
Zoom: Optical: 8x
Advanced: 5x
Focus Range: Wide: 1.97' (0.6m) - Infinity
Telephoto: 6.56' (2.0m) - Infinity
Wide Macro: 3.94" (0.1m) - 27.56" (0.7m)
Tele Macro: 3.28' (1.0m) - 6.89' (2.1m)
Exposure Control:
ISO Sensitivity: Auto, 100-1600
Shutter: 8 - 1/1400 sec
Exposure Metering: Evaluative, Face Detection
Exposure Modes: Modes: AE Lock
Compensation: -2 EV to +2 EV (in 0.33 EV steps)
White Balance Modes: Auto, Daylight, Fluorescent, Shade, Tungsten
Self Timer: 2 Sec, 10 Sec
Flash:
Built-in Flash: Yes: Auto, Fill-in, Off, Red-eye Reduction
Effective Flash Range: Wide: 1.97 - 11.15' (0.6 - 3.4m)
Telephoto: 2.30 - 6.23' (0.7 - 1.9m)
Memory:
Built-in: 64MB
Memory Card Type: microSD
microSDHC (Up to 32GB)
Recording:
Video Recording: Yes, NTSC/PAL
Video:
Video Clip Length: Limited by Memory Card Capacity
Audio Recording: With Video, Mono
Viewfinder/Display:
Screen: 3.0" LCD Rear Screen (230000 pixels)
Connectivity/System Requirements:
Connectivity: AV Output
USB 2.0
Software Requirements: Windows: XP (SP2), Vista, 7
Mac: OS X 10.4 or later
Power:
Battery: KLIC-7006 Rechargeable Lithium-Ion Battery Pack
Physical:
Dimensions: 3.8"(W) x 2.2"(H) x 0.8"(D)
Weight: 5.2oz

 

In the box:

  • Kodak M583 14MP Digital Camera
  • Rechargeable Li-Ion Battery
  • AC Adapter
  • USB Cable
  • Wrist Strap
  • User Guide

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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