Frog Beside A Leaky Tin Roof
“Rock, don’t ya find me pretty no more? Don’t I make you happy?”
“Happy? Only thing makes a man happy in this place is a Leakfrog 2 Pack.”
“Oh, Rock, come to bed. Look, I bought this pretty thing just for you. Don’t you wanna see me in it?”
“All I wanna see is a new bottle on this heah table. Them Leakfrogs is
scratch resistant. You scratch resistant, Margie? You got a plastic
housing?”
“Lord knows I tried, Rock. I tried so many times for you.”
“But you didn’t, did ya? You ain’t a success. Not like the Leakfrog 2
Pack. You know how many units we sell in a year? And each one runs on
three AAA
batteries. Sets off an alarm, too. Any water comes up, any water from
any source at all, even just 1/32 of an inch, and it lets a man know.
You can trust a Leakfrog 2 Pack, Margie. It keeps promises.”
“1/32 of an inch is pretty shallow, Rock. Almost as shallow as those
ragamuffins you used to play football with. You know, I bet half of
them didn’t do nothin’ with their lives.”
“You shut yuh mouth, Margie! You don’t know a blessed thing about
football! We were gladiators, Margie! You could trust a man like you
can trust an activated Leakfrog to emit an alarm for up to 48 hours or
until turned off by the user!”
“Rock… I didn’t mean no harm, I was just…”
“You was just runnin’ yuh mouth, Margie! You want some statistics? How
about this, how about 40% of all property damage is done by water!”
“No, Rock!”
“How about… how about 70% of toxic mold is caused by leaks or plumbing failures?”
“No, Rock! I’ll scream, I swear it, I’ll scream!”
“How about this, Margie, how about this one? One in every three
insurance claims are for water damage, something the Leakfrog 2 Pack
can warn a homeowner about!”
“Rock, oh Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock. What’s become of us, Rock?”
“What’s become of you, Margie? I’m the same person I always was. Maybe I just figured out what’s important.”
“What’s that, Rock? Just a bottle? I’m second best to a bottle? Rock… can’t you love me like you used to love me?”
“Just get out, Margie. Just get out and leave the Leakfrog 2 Pack. That’s all that matters now.”
Features
Warranty: One year
Features:
- Scratch resistant plastic housing - lasts for years
- For wood, carpet, tile, metal, concrete surfaces
- Test button
- Floats on deep puddles
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Runs on 3 AAA batteries (included)
- Water as shallow as 1/32" will trigger the LeakFrog's alarm
- Emits a loud alarm when water is detected
- Alarm duration: 48 hours (or until turned off by user)
- 40% of all property damage is caused by water
- 70% of toxic mold is caused by water leaks and plumbing failures
- 1 of 3 insurance claims is for water damage
- 63% of all statistics are made up on the spot (not these, of course)
- Toilets
- Tubs
- Sinks
- Dishwashers
- Refrigerators
- A/C Drip Pans
- Wet Bars
- Hot Tubs
- Washing Machines
- Your drunk college buddy, Flounder
Specs
LeakfrogSpecs
LeakfrogSales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 0m 5.000s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
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