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Features

This well stocked first aid kit in a sturdy hard-shell foam case will help you be prepared.

Kit includes:

1 PREMIUM-QUALITY CARRYING CASE
1 CARABINER
1 FIRST AID GUIDE
1 SCISSORS
1 TWEEZERS
2 VINYL GLOVES
3 STING RELIEF PADS
6 ANTISEPTIC TOWELETTES
10 ALCOHOL PREP PADS
10 3/8” X 1-1/2” BANDAGES
10 3/4” X 3” BANDAGES
1 KNUCKLE BANDAGE
1 KNEE/ELBOW BANDAGE
2 2” X 2” STERILE GAUZE PADS
2 3” X 3” STERILE GAUZE PADS
1 1/2” ADHESIVE TAPE ROLL

 

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Lifeline

Specs

In the box:

(1) Lifeline 4404 53-Piece First Aid Kit, Medium

Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Lifeline 53-Piece First Aid Kit, Medium
$6.99 Sold Out Sporting Goods
$6.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.