It's the classic excuse: "I'd love to be naked all the time, but it's just so drafty in the winter." Or "I do a lot of work out in the garage, and it gets too cold out there to go nude." Well, guess what, lukewarm nudists? LifeSmart just called your bluff.
The Infrared Heater can fill 800 square feet with balmy, skin-caressing warmth. And the Infrared Fireplace can heat up a 1000-sq. ft. room full of untamed human flesh. Their Cross-Flow fans push infrared heat into your every crevice and fold. And unlike forced-air heat, it won't dry out the natural moistness that makes the human body such a supple, sensual delight.
So you've got a choice. Buy a LifeSmart Infrared Heater or Fireplace and set your body free to bounce and dangle the way nature intended, or find a new excuse to justify your voluntary imprisonment inside your clothing. And no, for the last time, "nudism is gross" doesn't count.
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LifeSmart Infrared Heater
A powerful, yet quiet portable Infrared Heater that includes 3 heating quartz elements. This provides for cycles of energy-efficient heat that is pleasantly warm, safe and convenient. Infrared heat will circulate and recycle heated air from floor to ceiling while maintaining the air's oxygen and humidity.
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LifeSmart Combo Infrared Fireplace
Wall Mount or Table Top Combination Infrared Heater with a sleek contemporary design will add ambiance to your home. Heater is portable and perfect for small spaces. The 3 heating quartz elements provides for cycles of energy-efficient heat that is pleasantly warm, safe and convenient.
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 1 Year LifeSmart
| Specifications - LifeSmart LS-3ECO 800 Square Foot Infrared Heater | |
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| Dimensions: | L 7.75" x W 13" x 12.5" H |
| Cord Length: | 70" |
| Wattage: | 1000W - 1500W |
| Power Supply: | 120V/60Hz |
| ETL Certified: | Yes |
| Heater: | 3 Quartz Infrared Tubes |
| Fan: | AC Cross-Flow Fan |
| Range: | Heats up to 800 Square Feet |
| Remote Control: | Yes |
| Remote Control Power Source: | 2 AAA Alkaline Batteries (not included) |
| LED Display: | Yes |
| Programmable: | Yes |
| Timer: | Yes |
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| Specifications - LifeSmart L-EF-450 - Combo 1000 Square Foot Infrared Fireplace | |
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| Dimensions: | W 26" x D 10.7" x H 22.44" |
| Weight: | 35 lbs. |
| Wattage: | Low Heat Mode 750W / High Heat Mode 1500W |
| Lighting Bulb Type: | 40W E12 SES Clear Candle Bulb (included) |
| Wall Mounting Hardware: | Yes |
| Range: | Heats Up to 1000 Square Feet |
| Remote Control: | Yes |
| Remote Control Power Source: | 2 AAA Alkaline Batteries (not included) |
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