Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Integrated hardware/software system
  • Includes Torq LE software and X-Session Pro control surface
  • Mix two songs with independent control of speed and pitch
  • Automatic beat-detection and synchronization for effortless beat-matching
  • Full-featured mixer with 3-band EQ, headphone cueing and crossfader
  • Three audio effects for each song: filter, phaser and strobe
  • Supports standard MP3, AIFF, WAV, WMA, Apple Lossless and AAC files
  • Searchable music database integrates with your existing iTunes Library
  • Record your mixes directly to audio files for podcasting or burning to CD
  • Play songs directly from your iPod or other portable media player
  • USB 1.1 plug-and-play operation with Mac OS X and Windows XP

Warranty: 90 Day Avid

Specs

In the box:

  • M-Audio Torq Mixlab Digital DJ System
  • Torq LE Software
  • USB Cable
  • Audio Splitter

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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