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Features

  • This simple thermo jug with drip-free spout and elegant steel indicator that shows whether the jug is open or closed
  • Stringent Scandinavian design in a harmonic synthesis with classic oriental design
  • These Paint Decor thermo cups feature a playful and captivating Scandinavian interpretation of Asian calligraphy
  • It is a thermo cup with strong functional features and a very fresh new sense of decoration
  • 1 liter internal glass thermos insert helps keep your beverages warm
  • 7.1 ounce capacity porcelain cups
  • Includes thermos and 2 cups
  • Thermos bottom unscrews to easily clean glass insert
  • Hand wash
  • Made in PRC

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  1 Year Menu

Specs

Specifications
Pitcher Dimensions: L 8.25" x Dia 5.75" x H 9"
Pitcher Capacity: 1 Liter
Cup Dimensions: 3.25" Dia x 3.5" H
Cup Capacity: 7.1 Ounce

In the box:

  • (1) Menu Kettle Thermo Jug and 2 Mugs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 48.334s
First Sucker:
lissisa2003
Last Wooter to Woot:
miguelshap

Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 12% < 25 woots
  • 62% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 75% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 25% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Menu Kettle Thermo Jug & 2 Mugs
$29.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
$29.99 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.