Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • BlueTrack Technology combines the power of optical with the precision of laser for remarkable tracking on virtually any surface
  • Navigate smoothly with the four-way tilt-scroll wheel and use the five programmable buttons to quickly access the applications and media that you use the most
  • Works on Virtually Any Surface: your mouse will work anywhere you do—including granite, carpet, and rough-grain wood
  • Reliable 2.4-GHz Wireless: Enjoy the 2.4-gigahertz (GHz) wireless technology, which delivers a reliable connection with up to a 30-foot range, with virtually no interference
  • Plug-and-Go Nano Transceiver: Leave the nano transceiver plugged in when you’re on the go, or stow it in the mouse
  • On/Off Switch: Conserve battery power by turning off your mouse when not in use
  • 8-Month Battery Life: Use your mouse for up to eight months without having to change batteries
    - Battery status indicator tells you when battery power is low

Warranty: 3 Year Microsoft

 

 

Specs

  • Dimensions: 3.84” L x 2.39” W
  • Weight: 0.10 lb
  • Hand Orientation: Left/Right
  • Buttons: 5 Programmable
  • Tilt/Scroll Wheel: 4-Way
  • Wireless Technology: 2.4GHz – up to 30-foot range
  • (1) AA alkaline battery required (included)

System Requirements:

Windows-based Computer

  • Computer/Operating System: Requires a PC that meets the requirements for and has installed one of these operating systems: Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP
  • Hard Drive: 100 MB
  • Other:
    - Available USB Port

Mac-based Computer

  • Computer/Operating System: Mac OS X, v10.2x–10.5x
  • Hard Drive: 30 MB
  • Other:
    - Available USB port
     

In the box:
Choose the COLOR that will least distract you from working or whatever you are doing.

  • (1) Microsoft Wireless Mobile Mouse 6000
  • (1) Nano Transceiver
  • (1) AA Battery
  • Quick Start Guide/Manual

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 32.224s
First Sucker:
mtaylor74
Last Wooter to Woot:
scully459

Purchaser Experience

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  • 33% < 10 woots
  • 33% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 0% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 100% bought 1
  • 0% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3

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Woots by State

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