Dear Motorola Phone Department,

What gave you the right to label the Motorola W215 Cell Phone as a “candy bar”? When I think “candy bar”, I think almonds or nougat, not an integrated VGA Camera and an FM Radio. I think candy shell and caramel center, not 1 MB of user memory and GSM coverage. And I sure as hell expect it to taste good.

Please, don’t start saying how the Motorola W215 Cell Phone Color GSM FM Camera comes unlocked and so it’s not your fault. Because you’re the ones who designed it, right? Am I supposed to have seen that 128×128 TFT display and just assumed it wouldn’t taste good? You really dropped the ball on this one, Motorola. If you care about your customers at all, you’ll make this right.

Sincerely,

Hungry In Houston

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