MuscleTech Phase8 Protein 4.4 lbs. or more - Chocolate, Vanilla, Strawberry or Cookies and Cream

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MuscleTech leverages the magic of numbers to make the case for their premium muscle protein delivery system. And why not? Our numbers indicate that numbers are the best way to hawk high-quality milkfoods.

We already know that MuscleTech's powder provides six different proteins (although not one of them is "mussel," rather disappointingly). But our big question, MuscleTech, is this: What are the first seven phases?

Phase I: Optimization: Prepare your muscles for maximum throbbiness and feature-rich mobile marketing.

Phase II: Anaphase. Something about chromatids. Now, it's been a while since we studied science, but if memory serves, a chromatid is a kind of melon or legume. One of the two.

Phase III: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Phase IV: Bargaining: "I'd give anything to have pulsating veiny biceps! I'll do whatever it takes to have those engorged quads!!"

Phase V: Write a list of all the people you have harmed and make amends with them.

Phase VI: Disimpaction: Sorry.

Phase VII: This phases is divided into four crucial sub-phases:

a) Feather Step

b) Feather Step

c) Open Turn

d) Jazzhands

Phase VIII: Congratulations! You're ripped! Wasn't that easy?

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Features

PHASE8™ is a premium blended protein formula that feeds your muscles for 8 hours. Each scoop contains an impressive 26-gram blend of milk-derived proteins that supplies a sustained-release of amino acids. The protein formula has a superior, clean macronutrient profile with only half the carbs and fat of the leading competitor.

Available in chocolate (4.6 pounds), vanilla (4.5 pounds), strawberry (4.4 pounds), or Cookies & Cream (4.46 pounds)

Best by January 2015

  • Releases amino acids in your bloodstream for 8 hours
  • Highly anabolic and anti-catabolic protein help create a muscle-building environment for longer periods of time
  • Contains only high-quality milk-derived protein sources designed to digest at different rates
  • Allows you to take it whenever you need it
  • Multi-phase protein delivery supplies the needed quick release of amino acids for these times:
    - Post-workout amino acid delivery
    - Medium release protein phase for between meals
    - Slow-digesting protein phase for night time use
  • Flavored by one of the world's top flavoring houses by protein flavoring experts
  • Contains half the fat and carbs of the leading competitor

Directions:

  • Mix 1 serving (1 heaping scoop) with 7 ounces of cold water or skim milk in a glass or shaker cup.
  • Or mix 2 servings (2 heaping scoops) with 14 ounces of cold water or skim milk in a glass shaker or cup.
  • Use between major meals and after exercise.
  • Drink 8-10 glasses of water daily.
  • For maximum results, consume 4 scoops daily for a minimum of six weeks.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Specs

Supplement Facts - Chocolate
  Amount % Daily Value
Serving Size 1 scoop (42g)  
Servings per Container Approx. 50  
Calories 150  
Calories from Fat 20  
Total Fat 2g 3%
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 5mg 2%
Total Carbohydrate 7g 2%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugar 0g  
Protein 26g 52%
Calcium 20mg 2%
Iron 1mg 6%
Sodium 120mg 5%

Digestive Enzyme Matrix

Papain
Amylase

100mg

50mg
50mg

 

Other ingredients: Protein blend (milk protein concentrate [supplying calcium caseinate and whey], whey protein concentrate, micellar casein, calcium caseinate, hydrolyzed whey protein isolate, whey protein isolate), maltodextrin, taurine, cocoa processed with alkali, glycine, natural and artificial flavors, sunflower based creamer (sunflower oil, corn syrup solids, sodium caseinate, mono and diglycerides, diptoassium phosphate, tri-calcium phosphate, tocopherols [emulsifier]), salt, soy lecithin, guar gum, sucralose, ascesulfame potassium.

 

Supplement Facts - Vanilla
  Amount % Daily Value
Serving Size 1 scoop (41g)  
Servings per Container Approx. 50  
Calories 150  
Calories from Fat 20  
Total Fat 2g 3%
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 5mg 2%
Total Carbohydrate 7g 2%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugar 0g  
Protein 26g 52%
Calcium 20mg 2%
Sodium 105mg 4%

Digestive Enzyme Matrix

Papain
Amylase

100mg

50mg
50mg

 

Other ingredients: Protein blend (milk protein concentrate [supplying calcium caseinate and whey], whey protein concentrate, micellar casein, calcium caseinate, hydrolyzed whey protein isolate, whey protein isolate), maltodextrin, taurine, glycine, natural and artificial flavors, sunflower based creamer (sunflower oil, corn syrup solids, sodium caseinate, mono and diglycerides, diptoassium phosphate, tri-calcium phosphate, tocopherols [emulsifier]), salt, soy lecithin, guar gum, sucralose, ascesulfame potassium.

 

Supplement Facts - Strawberry
  Amount % Daily Value
Serving Size 1 scoop (42g)  
Servings per Container Approx. 50  
Calories 140  
Calories from Fat 20  
Total Fat 1.5g 2%
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 5mg 2%
Total Carbohydrate 7g 2%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugar 1g  
Protein 26g 52%
Calcium 20mg 2%
Sodium 105mg 4%

Digestive Enzyme Matrix

Papain
Amylase

100mg

50mg
50mg

 

Other ingredients: Protein blend (milk protein concentrate [supplying calcium caseinate and whey], whey protein concentrate, micellar casein, calcium caseinate, hydrolyzed whey protein isolate, whey protein isolate), sunflower-based creamer (sunflower oil, corn syrup solids, sodium caseinate, mono and diglycerides, dipotassium phosphated, tricalcium phosphate, tocopherols [as preservative], taurine, maltodextrin, glycine, natural and artificial flavors, salt, soy lecithin, guar gum, red beet powder (color), acesulfame-potassium, sucralose.
 

 

Supplement Facts - Cookies & Cream
  Amount % Daily Value
Serving Size 1 scoop (41g)  
Servings per Container Approx. 50  
Calories 150  
Calories from Fat 20  
Total Fat 2g 3%
Trans Fat 0g  
Cholesterol 5mg 2%
Total Carbohydrate 7g 2%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugar 0g  
Protein 26g 52%
Calcium 20mg 2%
Iron 1mg 6%
Sodium 120mg 5%

Digestive Enzyme Matrix

Papain
Amylase

100mg

50mg
50mg

 

Other ingredients: Protein Blend (Milk Protein Concentrate [Supplying Calcium Caseinate And Whey], Whey Protein Concentrate, Micellar Casein, Calcium Caseinate, Hydrolyzed Whey Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Isolate), Maltodextrin, Taurine, Natural And Artificial Flavors, Glycine, Sunflower-Based Nutritional Supplement (Sunflower Oil, Corn Syrup Solids, Sodium Caseinate, Mono And Diglycerides, Dipotassium Phosphate, Tricalcium Phosphate, Tocopherols [As Preservative])., Cookie Crumble Pieces (enriched flour, [Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamin Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Sugar, Vegetable Oil, [Soybean, Palm, Palm Kernel Oil, TBHQ (Preservative), Alkalized Cocoa, Fructose Corn Syrup, Degerminated Yellow Corn Flour, Chocolate, Salt, Dextrose, Baking Soda, Whey, Soy Lecithin), Dextrose, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Guar Gum, Silicon Dioxide, Acesulfame Potassium, Sucralose.

Contains milk and soy ingredients.

Processed in a facility that also processes wheat, egg, fish and shellfish.

Expires: Jan 2015

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