The Netgear 108 Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter sat quietly on the shelf, shy and troubled among the other wireless products. For the Netgear 108 Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter was refurbished, which was perhaps the most unfashionable thing it could be. The other wireless products looked down their noses at it. All except for the Super G Wireless Router (not included). For the Super G Wireless Router (not included) was very wise, and understood what it meant to try again.
"What is real?" the Netgear 108 Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter asked the Super G Wireless Router (not included). "Does it help that I have a compact pocket-sized design or that I am reverse-compatable with USB 1.1 or have WEP encryption?"
"Real is how you are made," said the Super G Wireless Router (not included). "It's a thing that happens to you. When someone loves you very much, not just to play with you, but in spite of your lack of WPA encryption standard and the fact that you don't come with manuals or drivers."
"Does it hurt?" the Netgear 108 Mbps Wireless USB 2.0 Adapter asked.
"Sometimes." replied the Super G Wireless Router (not included). "But when you are real you don't mind being hurt."