Remember that exciting moment in the early Twenty-First century when Nike announced they planned to partner with Apple to change sports forever? No? Yeah, most people say that. But even if you don’t, it happened, and now you stand to profit of that gloriously stupid misread of the market.

The Nike AC1126 Sport Armband for iPod Nano is, like it says, made for the iPod Nano, even though it could fit other similarly sized players. It keeps your player safe on your arm, where the vibrations from running are not as intense as, say, a pocket. It also protects your player from sweat and a very tiny amount of gentle rain. Not in a waterproof way, you understand, but like three or four drops. You know, just enough to give you an excuse to stop running for the day. Hey, we understand, they show Perfect Strangers in reruns now, you can���t be expected to be out there all the time.

The best part of all this, besides how the Nike AC1126 Sport Armband for iPod Nano is machine-washable, is that you’re basically the only child in the divorce of two companies who pretended to love each other for longer than they should have. So now they want to win your love most of all! This Nike AC1126 Sport Armband for iPod Nano is only a penny, one single penny. For that price it might be worth buying for just the velcro. Go to a sewing store and see how much they sell velcro for. It ain’t a penny, we’ll promise you that. Unless, you know, there’s a sale. But how are we supposed to keep track of your local sewing store? Don’t you get the paper?

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