Last Call for Bacon: Smoke It If You Got It

Bacon's greatness is forever. The bacon meme is not. It's time to let bacon be its fabulous self, not a totem of online irony. We're serving up this Woot-Off with a side of bacon, to give this fat-marbled Internet yukfest the oil-spattered Viking funeral that will finally send it off to the great frying pan in the sky.

Yes, we've scoured the nation for bacon-themed novelties, edibles, equipment, and decor to remember the Bacon Boom by. And we're sprinkling it generously throughout this two-day meme eulogy. Then we can all get back to enjoying the flavor of bacon without making a big smirky deal out of it.

Of course bacon is irresistibly delicious. You won't catch us arguing otherwise. But it's time to smash the "bacon thing" to bits. Tuck in a bib and join us in a Last Call for Bacon, won't you? Just don't touch anything without washing your hands first.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Recommended Ages: 6 Years and Up

  • Rock out with no strings attached
  • There is no need for lessons or pricey instruments as long as Air Picks are around
  • Kids and adults can just pick one up and they’re ready to rock
  • All picks contain guitar riffs of three iconic rock songs that play with the flick of the pick
  • It’s like being a lead guitarist, instantly, without the guitar
  • Each pick has a whammy bar button and an attached carabiner clip
  • Rolling Stones includes: “Paint it Black”, “(Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”, “Brown Sugar”
  • Classic Rock includes: “What I Like About You”, “Smoke on the Water”, “Wild Thing”
  • Rebel Rock includes: “Sweet Home Alabama”, “Born To Be Wild”, “Mississippi Queen”

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.

 

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

Specs

In the box:

  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Rolling Stones
  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Classic Rock
  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Rebel Rock

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.335s
First Sucker:
baqui63
Last Wooter to Woot:
faithniu

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 16% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 72% bought 1
  • 14% bought 2
  • 14% bought 3

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Woots by State

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