Yo Ho! A Pirate-Themed Woot Off For Me!

Ahoy, matey!

Well this is just great. Your old corsair companion Crapbeard has scattered pieces of his treasure maps across the face of this Woot Off. Help me piece together my maps, and I'll give ye a share of me ample booty! Y'harrr. Such a stereotype of a pirate be I...

As if the peg leg, eyepatch, and emblematic exclamations weren't enough, now I've gone and scattered my treasure maps across the Seven Seas like some kind of caricature of piracy. Shiver me hackneyed timbers!

Here's how you can help: Scour the horizon for sails. Y'harrr, I mean "sales." If you see the word -TREASURE-, dig! A piece of my map is buried somewhere underneath, or my name isn't Crapbeard.

There be two maps, each leading to stashes of my namesake treasure; one fer Tuesday, one fer Wednesday. Find them, and ye'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! (If yer wildest dreams be extremely underwhelming.)

Y'harrr!

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

Recommended Ages: 6 Years and Up

  • Rock out with no strings attached
  • There is no need for lessons or pricey instruments as long as Air Picks are around
  • Kids and adults can just pick one up and they’re ready to rock
  • All picks contain guitar riffs of three iconic rock songs that play with the flick of the pick
  • It’s like being a lead guitarist, instantly, without the guitar
  • Each pick has a whammy bar button and an attached carabiner clip
  • Rolling Stones includes: “Paint it Black”, “(Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”, “Brown Sugar”
  • Classic Rock includes: “What I Like About You”, “Smoke on the Water”, “Wild Thing”
  • Rebel Rock includes: “Sweet Home Alabama”, “Born To Be Wild”, “Mississippi Queen”

The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

 

Specs

In the box:

  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Rolling Stones
  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Classic Rock
  • (1) Ohio Art Air Picks: Rebel Rock

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 22.448s
First Sucker:
bertolbrecht
Last Wooter to Woot:
MaxxMe

Purchaser Experience

  • 2% first woot
  • 0% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 22% < 25 woots
  • 62% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 69% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 19% bought 3

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Woots by State

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Ohio Art Air Picks – 3 Pack
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